Skyrim - Where horses defy gravity and giants play golf with you!
:( Arvak is better anyway :P
So thank you to all of you guys for making this blog what it is. And a special thanks to Bethesda for making such a bug ridden game :)
Every time I enter Whiterun, Paarthurnax’s skeleton drops from the sky!Sometimes in front of Belethor”s Shop, sometimes in front of War Maiden’s. I believe he’s haunting me for killing him.
One time on regular xbox skyrim
I was doing the dark brotherhood quest to kill the emperor on his boat. I was in a room on the first level of the ship when suddenly I heard “you’re exactly what i’ve been looking for!” I turned around to see barbas. I was quickly discovered and couldn’t exit out of the chat, so i’m standing there talking to a talking dog on my way to kill an emperor while nonchalantly being attacked by a battleaxe wielding guard.
That’s actually a weird glitch you get from modding O_o. Usually its just a crash or textures not loading or something like that
This is why you must never get attached to your followers!
In their town he is POO-f*cking! Dragonball! “Mustard Jar!”
This song is stuck in my head. Save me.
(Hint if you don’t know it - Skyrim misinterpreted lyrics)