Skyrim - Where horses defy gravity and giants play golf with you!

 

do not undo your bindings if you have the alternate life mod and still choose to do the main quest unless you want to do some SICK YOGA POSES

do not undo your bindings if you have the alternate life mod and still choose to do the main quest unless you want to do some SICK YOGA POSES

Anonymous asked
Where do you find the baby falmer??

As far as I know it’s just a random bug

I love my followers

You all send me lovely messages even though I don’t post as much as I should so thank you. It’s nice to give so many people a little giggle now and then. And thank you to everyone who submits, this blog wouldn’t exist without you.

seveena asked
Happy Birthday!!

thank youu :)

mrs-bacon-draper asked
Happy birthday :) Thanks for running such an awesome blog!

Thank you!! :D

Anonymous asked
Are there baby falmer? Because I killed a little mini one and I don't know if it was a glitch or not

theres just the 1 i think. some people think it’s a glitch, some people think it’s an easter egg. 

shot the killing blow, and the mammoth sank down into the ground then abruptly spun around leaving only the feet
dont mind me down here

shot the killing blow, and the mammoth sank down into the ground then abruptly spun around leaving only the feet

dont mind me down here

Ok, so I decided to start a new game file, right? Before Alduin attacked, one of the Imperial soldiers decided to shoot an arrow at the redheaded Stormcloak who was about to be executed, and that Stormcloak managed to kill a few Imperials, then go back to the block like nothing happened, saying “Come on! I haven’t got all morning!”. I thought that was a weird glitch, but my game got even weirder. Here’s the real story
When Alduin was attacking Helgen, my Dovahkiin was getting out of the ruined inn, and I realized Alduin was acting strange. He wasn’t breathing fire like he was scripted to do. I thought that was unusual, but I went on and followed Hadvar, BUT during that time, Alduin was doing that pose he uses when he’s about to die, and then he started to disintegrate. He then vanished, and I absorbed his soul, but then he reappeared, but dead
I have NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED I’M SUPER CONFUSED BUT I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND I’M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I FINISHED THE MAIN QUESTLINE JUST WHEN IT STARTED LMFAO

Ok, so I decided to start a new game file, right? Before Alduin attacked, one of the Imperial soldiers decided to shoot an arrow at the redheaded Stormcloak who was about to be executed, and that Stormcloak managed to kill a few Imperials, then go back to the block like nothing happened, saying “Come on! I haven’t got all morning!”. I thought that was a weird glitch, but my game got even weirder. Here’s the real story

When Alduin was attacking Helgen, my Dovahkiin was getting out of the ruined inn, and I realized Alduin was acting strange. He wasn’t breathing fire like he was scripted to do. I thought that was unusual, but I went on and followed Hadvar, BUT during that time, Alduin was doing that pose he uses when he’s about to die, and then he started to disintegrate. He then vanished, and I absorbed his soul, but then he reappeared, but dead

I have NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED I’M SUPER CONFUSED BUT I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND I’M STILL LAUGHING MY ASS OFF I FINISHED THE MAIN QUESTLINE JUST WHEN IT STARTED LMFAO

fr3ak-of-n8ure asked
Your page is awesome dude. I love checking back on it every so often to see the many awesome glitches. Always gets me back in the mood to play some Skyrim.

Thanks man! :D I haven’t had a chance to play in while. Currently making a T-45D power armour costume! :P And I had to play wolfenstein and watchdogs :P just playing through fallout 3 again then skyrim will be back on the map