Skyrim - Where horses defy gravity and giants play golf with you!

 

Anonymous asked
wait so other people get the glitch there the volkihar harbor thing is filled with so many wolves and bears? so many.
metis-problems asked
Brelyna was my follower and I was on my way to Riften, when suddenly a troll attacked, it attacked her but I was already walking away, I turned around and ran back when I realized she wasn't behind me and I saw her fighting, I helped kill the troll, and then she suddenly disappeared. She didn't die, because she can't, and her body was nowhere to be found either, but she never caught up to me and I just ?!?! follower disappearance is apparently a popular glitch and there's how I lost my follower

This is why you must never get attached to your followers!

In their town he is POO-f*cking! Dragonball! “Mustard Jar!”

This song is stuck in my head. Save me.
(Hint if you don’t know it - Skyrim misinterpreted lyrics)

Anonymous asked
I also had once that glitch where I couldn't find Gunmar, and he was at the back of castle volkihar, with hundreds of animals in the water, mostly wolves and bears. Try checking there.
redgrave96 asked
for that dawnguard glitch: if it might not even be a glitch the place where you find gunmar is randomly choosen if i rember right so if you own the dragon born dlc too, his questmarker won't show up on the skyrim map but on the Solstheim map.
my dog doesnt quite seem to have the hang of camping.

my dog doesnt quite seem to have the hang of camping.

wine-eating cabinet

I once put all of my wine in the cabinet at lakeview manor.

Right after I close my inventory, I forgot I still have to put the potions too.

I opened it again. And poof. All of the wine has been eaten. (wines can be eaten, too LOL)

That has happened to me sooooo many times. It’s so annoying!. 

Also I love the fact you actually have a wine cabinet haha

detroitginger asked
Hey i have a bug for my dawnguard dlc. I have to recruit gunmar for isran, but he wont show up. I cant find him on the map, and when i go to where he is supposed to be, hes not there.

I have no idea how to fix that! anyone got any ideas?

Anonymous asked
im just gonna say this. do NOT spawn a dragon inside the Ratway.*waits for people to do so and post results*
do not undo your bindings if you have the alternate life mod and still choose to do the main quest unless you want to do some SICK YOGA POSES

do not undo your bindings if you have the alternate life mod and still choose to do the main quest unless you want to do some SICK YOGA POSES

Anonymous asked
Where do you find the baby falmer??

As far as I know it’s just a random bug

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seveena asked
Happy Birthday!!

thank youu :)